He took me from a bar. He took me in his car. He took my top off. He puts his lips on mine, but don't worry: I'm a bottle of wine!
Ques. What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb? Ans. U can unscrew a light bulb.
How do u teach a blonde maths? U subtract her chlothes... Devide her legs... And square root her.